A Confession.

 

I could have had a banana.

I could have had an orange.

I could have had carrot sticks.

I could have had an apple.

I could have had celery stalks.

I could have had fresh pineapple.

 

Fat chance! (Poor choice of words?)

Oh boy. Sorry mom. You taught me better.

Sorry dear husband of mine. I’ll lose the baby weight eventually. I promise.