I’ll confess. I just ate this for a snack:

Marshmallows, chocolate chips, and peanuts in a bowl

 
I could have had a banana.
I could have had an orange.
I could have had carrot sticks.
I could have had an apple.
I could have had celery stalks.
I could have had fresh pineapple.
 
Fat chance! (Poor choice of words?)
 
Oh boy. Sorry mom. You taught me better.
Sorry dear husband of mine. I’ll lose the baby weight eventually. I promise.